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COUGHCOUGH
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Our friend just started his own business so here we are being punny.
Me: Sandal Tom! How's your business holding up?
Lynn: I hope it's TOEtally awesome. I couldn't BARE it if it wasn't, you SHOEperstar
Alex: When your business takes off, I'm sure it will be fanTOEstic!
Me: I sure hope your business is proFITable!
Lynn: If not, you can always curl up in the FEETal position.
Tom: The prototypes are in and we have a model shoot Wednesday
Tom: They will most likely be available for purchase by Friday
Me: I love how he keeps babbling on about his business while we're being punny. LOVE US, TOM. LOVE US~
Lynn: He BETTER... unless he has no SOLE
lol too bad i never received this text when i should have
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THIS
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I should just start an entirely new blog called textsfromlynn
Lynn: oh god...so you know my no more than 2 times hook up rule? Well I just explained to this guy how it's cuz i dont want to lead ppl on and he was like, "well the leading on part was more the fact that you drew a heart on my dick."
Me: ....
Me: I don't even know what to say lmfao. Way to go?
Lynn: Me neither... I suck :/
Me: yum ;)
Lynn: Fuck you!! Lol
LYNNNNNNN
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me, sami, and lynn YEEEE~
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