i am the walrus
i am the walrus
i'm happier than a camel on wednesday: nineteen; new york; Πβφ; wanderlust; coldplay; john mayer; dave franco; radiohead; lana del rey; marina & the diamonds; beatles; nirvana; the strokes; phoenix; soft rock; trance; concerts; south park; makeup; cute animals; city life; drunken nights; new girl; tosh; gatsby; kardashians; natalie portman; miranda kerr.
another update:

the pineapple my roommate and i drunkenly stole is rotting and it’s sad because that was our keepsake and a symbol of our fleeting youth.


this just in:

i won.


I don’t think I’ve ever dreaded the start of a semester as much as this pending one.

I thought four months would be ample time to get over last semester’s debacles but nope some serious baggage awaits me when I get back. So much for every semester being a clean slate. But maybe I can just pretend it is.


Lana del rey’s “Flipside” could not more accurately describe my feelings at the end of last semester.

Thank god for summer and its distractions - so glad to not feel this way, not till September at least.


I’m on my way to my first day at work when…

 A man wearing an Elmo suit in Times Square murmurs creepily at me, “Hey baby,” and then yells obscenities at me when I don’t acknowledge him. LIKE DUDE, you are wearing the costume of a Sesame Street character, what the fuck do you think you’re doing?

I was literally sexually harassed by Elmo. What the fuck is that.


I’m in the process of growing three plants, each named after one of my vices.

quite literally planting the seeds of change june 1st

also weeding out the toxic relationships in my life so it’s going to be a spectacular summer.


I just spent the day rewatching episodes of Sex and the City

And I thought about an article I read about learning how to let go of the one who won’t go away AKA the one who continually reenters your life after periodic emotional cleansing. I never understood why Carrie put up with Big’s shit. All I can say is that I certainly hope I don’t end up with the Big to my Carrie.


There’s a little something called recognizing your self worth and standing strong in light of it. I just hope I don’t settle for anything less once summer is over.

Mistook the lyric ‘cold can’ for ‘cocaine’ when listening to ‘Beachin’ by Jake Owens on the radio.

Well, that’s awkward. Good ole cocaine hah


Is this a joke

I got a C+ in a class I should’ve had an A- in and my professor has yet to get back to me about it and my school  just revoked a petition I got approved to do a specific study abroad program in Australia.

What kind of sick joke is this. Looks like I just can’t move past this semester from hell.


Life is funny

We get so upset over things that are irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. Then something monumental happens that just puts everything in perspective and makes you realize how all the other things matter so little. This has without a doubt been the most dramatic conclusion to sophomore year. This morning when my mother broke the news to me I was literally shell shocked. I woke up emotionally impaired with a shit ton of drugs still in my system from the night before and the weight of every upsetting thing that happened last night. And then my mom broke the news to me and I realized that nothing will ever be the same again. Everything I was upset about last night bears no relevance in comparison to this. This little bubble I’ve been living in - popped. Completely.


Didn’t really get my closure for this semester but I guess it’s about time.

Let’s see what summer has to offer. Four months is god awful long of a time but I guess the lower the expectations, the more likely it is to exceed those expectations.


That moment when you realize being with someone causes you more stress than it’s worth.

Summer will be lovely but really I wish we could just flash forward to August and the fall semester.

Just found a draft that I never posted from freshman year… posting it now as a throwback thursday?

GIFs about my life 

Upon arriving on campus

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At my first frat party ever

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That first week when everyone on my floor would get back drunk, make out with each other, stop in the middle only to grab some other person next to them and then start making out with them.

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The first two months of school

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Going to a frat during the day time

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At a late night drunk food spot by the end of the night

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When I first realized what guys in college are like

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First emotional breakdown at college

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When my guy friends ask me why I’m so bitter and jaded

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When I realized I was gaining the freshman 15 and yet proceeded to do nothing about it…

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When I visited my friends at their schools

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When my friends made a remark about how much I’ve changed in a year

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My response to a friend when she starts falling for a guy too fast and too hard

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When school was unexpectedly canceled for a week because of Hurricane Sandy

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When things escalate quickly and all of a sudden I become the third wheel

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When I drunkenly almost set my dorm building on fire though it was indirectly my fault and mostly the fault of the guys I was with

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Unexplainable shenanigans that I somehow manage to get myself into

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Literally everyone on my floor the few times that I actually brought a guy into MY room

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And I’m like

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Me when I’m crossfaded, in my own little world.

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Running to a working computer the morning of Registration

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When the asshole who swore he was different went right ahead and did what he said he wouldn’t

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When a nice guy pursued me

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My explanation for rejecting said nice guy

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After doing absolutely nothing during the absurdly long semester break

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Me whilst I was pledging

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Second semester, when I consistently drank all my problems away

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When people confide to me about their problems

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When I come back drunk and terrorize the boys on my floor until they feed me

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When all of my Formal dates get belligerently drunk and can’t function.

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The unexplainable situations I got myself into during my first Study Abroad (minus the European flair)

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Realizing that upon my return in September I’ll no longer be a freshman and there will be fresh meat on campus…

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